Tiffany, ahem, Wonder Woman, thank you for 8 years of being the luckiest man alive! I truly thank the heavens for having the fortune of meeting you that night, when you fake put my number in your phone, then never called me, then never returned any of my calls, then actually answered the phone when I called and then actually agreed to go out with me, and then again, and again, even though you were thinking "this weirdo actually thinks he's Superman..." I love you beyond description and I want you more everyday, even if you blow the budget on pictures and knick knacks, or puzzles, or games, or other "amazing" Hobby Lobby adventures... You are the real Wonder Woman, and I am forever grateful that you let me come home to you every night... even if I'm a little smelly, or scrawny, or I blow the budget on a new hunting tag... You are amazing and I look forward to endless years together. Thank you for being my dreams come true!
